"I have inhaled, exhaled everything."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger, the King of Kings, our Lord of Lords. Always laughing, always smiling, even when he's insulting you, because you can't get upset at a guy if he's smiling at you. Back in 2010, while serving as Governor of Cali-Four-Ne-Yah, Arnold sent a note accompanying a veto to an Assemblyman that spelled out FUCK YOU when read like an Acrostic Poem, or basically the first letters in consecutive lines. The Oak claims it was a wild coincidence but apparently the chances of it happening are about 1 in 10 million. I'll chalk it up to the charmed life he's already lead.
I wonder if Conan ever asked Arnold back after this: