Nothing like coming into work at 7:00AM to meet a contractor only to have them run late, ah Monday...I could be bitter or upset but I choose not to be. Shit happens. Now if people do something to intentionally harm or agitate you then yeah, it's time to take it all the way. Because it's not one eye for one eye, it's two eyes, for one eye!
Take Monday down, down to Chinatown. And maybe one day you can touch the ass of a statue of yourself. Go forth, internets!
Let me ask you something: "Do you like, my ass?" It is nice!