"So I've got all this promotion, I've got The View
booked, the New York Times … They say, 'If you go there, the movie will
do well.' But my dog (Scarface) is sick, he had a stroke. Brain stroke. So,
clinically, he's dead. "I go to the clinic and he's got tubes and
everything. I love animals. I talk in his ear and I kiss him, and guess
what? The fucker wakes up! We have to get him in a cage, so I get the
biggest one, and I sleep there with him. What, I'm gonna promote JCVD?
Who's JCVD? He's the guy we saw in the movie. Why change him in real
life? So, Scarface was alive next to me. He had a tube in his penis, I
had to change it. And now he's an amazing dog. He loves me like crazy.
And JCVD's gone, but Scarface is here. And God paid me back with
Expendables 2. Voilà."
Jean-Claude Van Damme